Mega Jokes with Young Izzy...

SOME STUPID QUESTIONS PPLE ASK AT TIMES:

1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."

2. When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask, are you going out in this rain?
Ans: "No! In the next one."

3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you just have a bath?"
Ans: "No, i fell into the toilet bowl."

5. You're standing in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask, "Are you going up?"
Ans: "No, I'm waiting for my Office to come down and get me."

6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers, and you still ask, "Are those flowers?
Ans: "No baby, they're carrots!"

7. You are in the toilet and lock the door and someone knocks, asking, "Is anyone there?"
Ans: "No! Na shit LOCK DOOR...."
Mtsheeeeeeew!!

8. You are in a queue at the cinema to buy ticket, a friend saw you and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school fees...

9. u come home drippin wet and u are asked is it rain? Ans:'No i took the fish 4 a walk.

10. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping??
Ans: "No, i'm training to DIE...

11. Ur gurlfrnd walks in2 u & her best frnd havin sex & asks wats goin on here?
Ans: We r praying!

12. U are eating n sm1 asks: r u eating? A: no i am singing!