IF ANIMALS HAD Facebook, THESE ARE MOST LIKELY TO BE THEIR STATUS UPDATES:
*COCKROACH: "My Friends pls help me thank God! just found out Mortein na Bodyspray...didn't kill me.. Just made me smell good!
*CHICKEN: If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means am being served at KFC'... Love U all!
*PIG: Ohh gosh! They throw gossip that I'm spreading flu...wtf!
*DOG: I hate calabar people!
*RAT: The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot 2moro.
*GOAT: friends... thank God 4 me ooo. a car almost hit me now now...chai! i would hav died like a fowl..**FOWL's comment on Goat's status: i thank God 4 u ooo...dnt mind those yeye humans... that's how they drive like goats.... LoL
*COCKROACH: "My Friends pls help me thank God! just found out Mortein na Bodyspray...didn't kill me.. Just made me smell good!
*CHICKEN: If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means am being served at KFC'... Love U all!
*PIG: Ohh gosh! They throw gossip that I'm spreading flu...wtf!
*DOG: I hate calabar people!
*RAT: The owner of the house just bought a cat, we dey pack comot 2moro.
*GOAT: friends... thank God 4 me ooo. a car almost hit me now now...chai! i would hav died like a fowl..**FOWL's comment on Goat's status: i thank God 4 u ooo...dnt mind those yeye humans... that's how they drive like goats.... LoL
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