Joke Of The Day with Young Izzy..

John had been in prison for only three months when he got into a fight with another prisoner who sliced off John's Ear with a knife. A short time later, he got Tonsillitis and had his tonsils removed. Then John got a mouth infection and had to have six teeth extracted. Soon after that, his hand got slammed in a door and he had to have the tips of three fingers amputated. A few weeks later, John had appendicitis and his appendix was taken out. it was at this point that the prison warder went to the Governor of the Prison and said "sir, I have a feeling that John is escaping Bit by Bit."..